Shameless links that I gathered in like 30 seconds from my apps because I'm a money-greedy-doohigimachig -
Lyft Alternative:
Motorvehicular transportation assistance (use 98105 as zip code):
get.co/thq3
get me famous:
So I was walking up to my car one day right? This was after Alki beach and it was a pleasant evening, everything was in natural order. I walk up to my car and see an orange slip of paper folded into a rectangle. I gasp in shock and horror as I sit there feeling my life force fade into the nether.
"What the hell!" I thought. I knew I was parked in a legal zone and was resentful at this turn of fortune. I open the paper slowly, resisting the reality before me. I laid my eyes carefully across the note and it read, "Gorilla Moving Service, we do good cheap labor".
Oh and I forgot. If you're a guy and you don't have a car, good luck on Tinder.
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