Parody to Ed Shareen's "Shape Of You" Lyrics
Lyrics
Verse 1 (Giovanny H)
Geometry is a place we all find love
So Noel's class is where I go
Point of concurrency is what we all love
Get compass and straightedge ready to go
Now the angle bisector bisects the angle in half
Believe or not the incenter has formed
Medians move from vertex to midpoints that's the move
And point of gravity has just be found centroid
Guys, altitude is the height
It goew from vertex to sides the orthocenter is here
Perpendicular bisectors are next
Right angle is here, circumcenter too
OCC makes the lovely Euler Line
Circumcenter, centroid, orthocenter
No incenters thank you next!
Come on you don't follow the rule
Chorus (Christopher B)
Geometry is what I do
Two column proofs and constructions too
Even if it is really hard
I'm in love with Noel's class
And every time we do tests
There's a 99% chance
That I'll end up getting zero out of four
I'm in love with Noel's class
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Noel's class
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Noel's class
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Noel's class
I'm gonna fail and get held back
I'm gonna die in Noel's class
Verse 2 (Kathryn M.)
One week in and it's a fun adventure
But give it a few months or so
And just wait for translations, get ready to move
You move up, down, left, right but you can't shrink
We talk for hours and hours about the left and the right
Also how up and down are just as ok
Let's talk about vectors, and start translators all right
From the pre-image to the image there's not much difference
Guys, you know I like to move
Left, right, up, and down and all the way around
Come on now, move all around
Just need the vector to move now
Say, guys let's not move too much
Grab on the line and keep on moving on up
Come on now, stop moving
Done, We are all done, yeah all done
later
Chorus (Christopher B)
Geometry is what I do
Two column proofs and constructions too
Even if it is really hard
I'm in love with Noel's class
And every time we do tests
There's a 99% chance
That I'll end up getting zero out of four
I'm in love with Noel's class
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Noel's class
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Noel's class
Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I
I'm in love with Noel's class
I'm gonna fail and get held back
I'm gonna die in Noel's class
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